Get Your Christmas Out Of My Bagel!
My bagel has been violated. In a dastardly holiday marketing ploy, the folks at Einstein Bros. Bagels have transformed my dough with a hole into a candy-coated piece o' crap. According to the press release:
"These freshly baked delicacies are made with twisted red and white potato bagel dough and dusted with powdered sugar. Guaranteed to put guests in the spirit for holiday parties at the office, school or home..."The only thing I'm in the spirit for is kicking some bagel buttock. Just shove some ham and cheese on these things and call it a day.
posted by Rachel Natalie Klein at 12:46 AM
5 Comments:
looks like a box of candy cane turds. ho ho ho!
The issue here is not a tacky design.
It is a Jewish icon mutilated by the goy’s.
What next, bagel Santa’s or bialy Christmas trees.
Those are so unappealing and a little culturally incorrect.
In America, this is perfectly culturally correct
Freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom to bagel.
God bless America
bagel buttock??
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