Spooky Bagel
With Halloween right around the corner, it's time to start thinking about creating the perfect outfit—which, for me, entails going online to purchase a bagel costume. Unfortunately, it seems buying one for my body is as tough as finding one to eat in East Harlem. The pickins' are slim.
The closest thing I found to bagel gear online is this donut costume:
What is up with his hat? And why is he making that face?
Next, we have Wonder Bread Man:
A food item certainly easier to find in Harlem than a bagel, but come on. You can't be serious with this.
Next up, the deviled egg:
This man scares me. Seriously. He looks posessed. And what's he doing touching his stomach with his leg raised? BOO to you is right!
Here's my favorite: Bundle O' Broccoli
This costume is awesome and the red sash around the waist is not only slimming, but has style star written all over it.
The closest thing I found to bagel gear online is this donut costume:
What is up with his hat? And why is he making that face? Next, we have Wonder Bread Man:
A food item certainly easier to find in Harlem than a bagel, but come on. You can't be serious with this. Next up, the deviled egg:
This man scares me. Seriously. He looks posessed. And what's he doing touching his stomach with his leg raised? BOO to you is right!Here's my favorite: Bundle O' Broccoli
This costume is awesome and the red sash around the waist is not only slimming, but has style star written all over it.
posted by Rachel Natalie Klein at 12:10 AM
6 Comments:
Donut man looks like his bowels might be locked up. I guess that is what donuts will do to you!
he's definitely constipated
it's a policeman's hat!
I dare you to go as the bundle of broccoli, bagel, I dare ya!
Gives new meaning to the notion of white bread. I'd rather some wheat. But it's all good.
a spinach costume would be scarier.
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