Exposed, Moisturized Bagel

As news comes in that Manhattan apartment prices are dipping, I figure it's as good a time as any to take a random sampling of what's for sale up here in Harlem. Here are few of the apartments available on the market today:

Moisturized Bagel: I couldn't resist this one because until today I didn't know that an apartment view could "moisturize your eyes?" Oy. Anyway, here we have a two-bedroom, 1.5-bath apartment with Central Park views, washer-dryer and, count em', two dishwashers. Located on Adam Clayton Boulevard between 110th and 111th Street. Asking: $895K. Eye drops not included.

Exposed Bagel for Sale: A four-bedroom, three-bath duplex with exposed brick, high ceilings, two woodburning fireplaces, and two 50 sqft balconies. Open house this Thursday at 6:30. Located on West 123rd Street and Adam Clayton Blvd. Asking: $1.24 million.

Bagel Canvas For Sale: Although this "canvas" apartment is listed as being in Harlem, it appears to be a bit further uptown; but I'll forgive, as the price is right for this very spacious one-bedroom located on the top floor of a quiet building "near" west 145th Street. Asking: $250K.