Friday, May 12, 2006

Hotties in Harlem


Hallelujah! According to the folks at Curbed, "hot dudes are moving to Harlem!" While I see hotties-a-plenty running amok in these here parts, what's wrong with having a few more? The latest news is that a prominent downtown real estate attorney — and one of the city's "most eligible bachelors" — has just purchased a 3000 square foot, $2.4 million dollar triplex penthouse with a 1000 square foot private terrace at The Lenox Condominium. Here are a few of the other apartments on the market today that are luring the hotties into the neighborhood:

Seriously Hot Bagel For Sale: A 5,000 square foot mixed use townhouse. Words can't do this space justice, so check out the pictures. On West 133rd Street and Frederick Douglass Boulevard. Asking $2.9 million.

Darn Warm Bagel For Sale: A corner townhouse with 2-car garage, a bathhroom "the size of most living rooms" and views of Morningside Park.Open house this Sunday, May 14th. On West 122nd Street and Manhattan Avenue. Asking $2.67 million.

Toasty Bagel For Sale: For the hottie on a budget! A 2-bedroom one-bath apartment with airy foyer, bamboo flooring and state-of-the-art kitchen in a full service building. Located on Lennox Avenue between 116th and 117th Streets. Asking $325K.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

CRAZY! 133rd and 7th Avenue????

2:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The layout of the toasty bagel looks very familiar...

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame that both townhouses have lost most of their detail.

Many contractors / architects seem determined to replace old world quality detail with home depot sheet rock boxes.

Good as new is easy.

Good as old takes talent.

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, gotta love the hotties taking part in the slow and steady march of gentrification and the eventual destruction of local cultures.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA.. I was wondering how long it would take you to blog about this little nugget. Been meaning to tell you what a great time we had at the Den. We must bowl sometime soon. Funny... Curbed didn't report on my moving into the neighborhood! Must be cause I'm not a bachelor. Yeah.. that's it.

3:10 PM  

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